Nathan23.com - Things to Ponder

1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try
spelling Evian backwards......... NAIVE

2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

3. OK... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are
known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

5. There are three religious truths: First, Jews to not recognise Jesus as the Messiah. Secondly,
protestants do not recognise the Pope ad the leader of the Christian faith. And lastly, Baptist do not
recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.

6. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

7. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

8. If a pig loses it's voice, is it disgruntled?

9. Why do croutons come in air tight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

10. Why is a person who plays a piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a
racist?

11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

12. If lawyers are disbarred and clergy men defrocked, dosn't it follow that electricians can be delighted,
musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners
depressed?

13. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

14. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

15. What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men?

16. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible and whole lot more as they get older; then it
dawned on me. They're cramming for their final exam.

17. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered why do
Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

18. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to
them? Why don't they put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while
they deliver mail?

19. If it's true that we are to here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

20. You never really learn to swear till you learn to drive.

21. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

22. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?

23. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

24. As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words "The" and "IRS"
together, it spells "THEIRS"?